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Jackiezine: Whatever is propelling the windmills of my mind.A Day at the Fair: A Game PlanJanuary 25, 2010
This time next week I will be on a local train taking me from the Port Boulet station to the Gare Angers St. Lo on my way to the Salon des Vins de Loire. I always have an ambitious program planned for myself and am lucky if I manage to accomplish a third of (more…)
Jewish Haikus and One of My OwnDecember 3, 2009
I don't know who wrote these but a friend forwarded them to me. Many made me laugh out loud. I hope they brighten you day and lighten your mood too.
There's a postscript: At the end of the text there's a haiku I write after having been challenged by a friend. Herewith, the Jewish Haikus: Beyond Valium, peace is knowing one's child is an internist. On Passover we opened the door for Elijah. Now our cat is gone. After the warm rain the sweet smell of camellias. Did you wipe your feet? Her lips near my ear, Aunt Sadie whispers the name of her friend's disease. Today I am (more…) Comments have been disabled for this post Remember, You're Alone in the KitchenOctober 4, 2009
Writing Loire2 and dealing with the abundant harvest in my garden has taken up all of my time recently. That and dentist appointments. Now the tumult of the garden is dying down. It’s basically just walnuts and apples now and the last of the cherry tomatoes and some green tomatoes that I’ve (more…)
A Health Care Debate Among "Friends"August 16, 2009
This is a "discussion" that appears on my FaceBook Homepage. An old NYC comrade, Sally Belk King, started it off by taking one of the many polls, this one involving the health care controversy. I thought the discussion worth repeating here as only Sally's friends will see it on FaceBook -- and as I have strong (more…)
Commenting on this post has been disabled. Water into Wine, Literally: Will they stop at nothing?July 13, 2009
My friend, Annette Bonnell, sent me the following article. I don't know the source though it might be SpiegelOnline.
WATER INTO VINO CONTROVERSY German Red Wine Powder Angers Chianti Growers Furious Italian winemakers claim that a German manufacturer of powdered red wine is copying their hallowed Chianti -- a charge the company vehemently denies. The product, intended (more…) Comments have been disabled for this post My Kind of DoctorJuly 9, 2009
My friend and frequent companion in sybaritic excess, Mary, sent me the following. I have a feeling it will go viral:
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. (more…) Commenting on this post has been disabled. The Galloping Banalization of French CheeseApril 10, 2009
The post below is an article I wrote for the Wall Street Journal. While discussing the Roquefort situation with my good friend, that Angel in America, Odessa Piper, I spoke of this article. She wanted to read it. As I don't subscribe to the WSJ I cannot retrieve old articles from their website. So (more…)
Comments have been disabled for this post WHAT'S COOKING?March 10, 2009
Nothing. At least not in the restaurant I ate in last Wednesday.
Said restaurant shall remain nameless to protect the innocent – me – from a potential lawsuit. Also, I was not able to go into the kitchen to confirm my belief that I would find nothing simmering on burners or baking in ovens; no (more…) Commenting on this post has been disabled. My Take on the Roquefort KerfuffleFebruary 19, 2009
As you may know, in one of his last official acts, ex-Pres Bush instituted a 300% tax on Roquefort cheese. Petitions are circulating, asking people to protest Bush’s foolishness by signing a demand/request that Obama rescind the wildly excessive duty. I do sympathize…to a point. I feel our political muscle is better (more…)
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A young, attractive, quasi-urban -- aka modern-looking -- couple was chosen deliberately. She approaches as he is eating a slice of Lou Perac while his sheep graze. She says, "Is it for Lou Perac that you come this far?" He answers, basically,"You get the best milk from here and you need the best milk to make the best cheese."
She replies, "Sometimes I think you care more about your sheep than about me." He just looks at her. PLAYLISTNit-pickers snarked at Obama's having given the Queen of England an iPod. Turned out she asked for one. He filled it with videos of her trips to America. Knowing that "Oklahoma" is her favorite musical, Obama also gave the Queen a rare book of Richard Rodgers' music.
I posted this song for Maureen Fant because we refer to her husband Franco as "the lion" and when we're all driving somewhere in the car we usually end up singing the song. Franco usually starts it. And the reason the song came to mind is that MSNBC posted a clip from The Today Show with really cute baby lions on it. They played The Lion Sleeps Tonight in the background. Now I better do something serious -- like taste some chenin blancs.
Kind of fitting that Obama chose to quote lyrics from a depression-era song.
BTW, if you watch the clip to the end, when the second couple dances, you'll get an idea of my ballroom competence. LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE
Of the hundreds of email jokes about the election that have been sent to me, I think this is my favorite.
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